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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Not Captain Kangaroo’s Green Jeans

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I am old enough to remember the Captain Kangaroo morning show with Bob Keeshan portraying the Captain. I remember the magic drawing board, Mr. Moose, Bunny Rabbit, Dancing Bear and Mr. Greenjeans.

Captain Kangaroo and his cast of characters have been … retired for some time, but that doesn’t mean an end to green jeans. According to the British Council, Professor Tony Ryan of the University of Sheffield and Professor Helen Storey of the London College of Fashion are collaborating on the development of clothing that will purify the air.

The Independent reports that Ryan and Storey discovered microscopic particles of titanium oxide worked as a pollution buster when sprayed on clothes. Professor Storey said, “It seemed to be particularly effective on denim jeans and then we realised there were more denim jeans on the planet than people.” The toxins trapped in the coating will be neutralized and washed away when the jeans are laundered. Tests are being performed to determine if the jeans are safe to wear.

Regardless the outcome of the testing, I’d be hard pressed to don any clothing that is designed to absorb toxins.

Does anyone want to wear a catalytic converter in the guise of Levis?

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